This Weeks Current Events

The Cold runs rampant through America striking down ten God fearing, flag raising Americans, This mutant Cold virus has struck down the ten in the past 18 months. Whether this virus is affiliated with the Democratic party is unknown at this point. The virus is reported in Washington, Oregon, New York and Texas, according to a report released this week. In the report over 140 cases were addressed. This reporter believes that Hillary is responsible. http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2007/cold.flu/

In the world of sports, Barry Bonds the home run smashing, 'roid poppin' machine, was indicted on thursday on charges of lying under oath. He is pretty much busted, there was evidence anabolic steriod use amoung the evidence so either he's guilty or someone really hates him and likes to plant evidence. It was no surprise to me when i discovered that he hit all those balls of lies out of the park with his left wing. http://topics.cnn.com/topics/barry_bonds

In the world news, the mythic warming globe gains more hype as of thursday scientist believe that the majority of global warming is coming from power plants and one forth of them are from the power plants just outside town and one fourth of the worlds co2 pollution coming from old glory herself I'm not saying global warming is real but if those nut jobs does a better job of fixing the worlds problems than the United States, just think what would the world do if Vietnam fixed there own problems, we wouldn't have had Forest Gump. That's the kind of world we would live in if those left wing softies had there way.